- The Booth does not write. It decides.
- Every answer is chosen from a list written before you got here: five calls, a salt score from 0 to 4, and three yes-or-no reads.
- That is why it cannot ramble, cannot hedge, and cannot be talked round. There is nothing for it to say.
- It runs on Jev, a System One model from TypeSafe. It returns probabilities, not prose.
- Most calls land in under half a second.
- It is wrong sometimes. There is no appeal — take it up with the group chat.
- A demo. Not a bookie, not a therapist.
The calls
- COOKED
- the take landed.
- FAIR
- allowed. Sit down.
- COPE
- the scoreboard hurt and this is the bandage.
- SLANDER
- you came here to injure someone.
- NOT FOOTBALL
- take it to the other site.
Refs blow calls. So does this one.