Paste a football take.
The Booth calls it.
You get one call, a salt score out of four, and three straight answers — is it about football, is it ratio bait, does it need film. No paragraph, ever.
Every take gets one of five:
- COOKEDthe take landed.
- FAIRallowed. Sit down.
- COPEthe scoreboard hurt and this is the bandage.
- SLANDERyou came here to injure someone.
- NOT FOOTBALLtake it to the other site.